it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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