Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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