that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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