when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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