But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
