We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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