so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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