there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
