what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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