you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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