Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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