forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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