Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize