I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There r osticjed everywhere
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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