She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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