the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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