So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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