Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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