Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
