Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
