we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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