ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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