I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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