i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I died a long time ago.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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