i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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