why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
is it fun? or sober?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
