I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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