we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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