Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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