i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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