Don't you send me to vm
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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