im gay
i know
yea but for you.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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