He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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