The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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