I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Alive.
So much puke
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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