We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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