Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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