Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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