He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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