my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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