Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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