she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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