Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
