Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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