Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He passed out mid-signature
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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