do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
