i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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