is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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