you win again, gameday.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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