And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
operation harelip BJ is a go
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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