i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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