Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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