Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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