Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Randomize
