I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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