This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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