I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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