He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The air was thick with penises
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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