So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
porn star boner night. come get it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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