so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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